The Morning After the Will Reading, Her Lawyer Handed Me a Metal Lunchbox

And maybe deeper down, I wanted someone to choose me for once.

So I shook her hand.

At first, our arrangement stayed practical.

I handled errands.

Fixed things around the house.

Sorted medication into labeled containers.

Drove her to appointments.

And she complained through every minute of it.

“You’re late.”

“It’s been three minutes.”

“Still late.”

But slowly, something changed between us.

She started asking me to stay for dinner.

Her cooking was terrible.

Once she served meatloaf so dry I drank four glasses of water trying to survive it.

“This is awful,” I told her honestly.

“Then starve,” she replied without missing a beat.

We watched old game shows together most evenings.

She yelled answers at contestants through the television like pure confidence could somehow reach them.